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How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, and you should have seen the size of the lightbulb! five of us almost wasn't enough!

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Try this:

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that flower show!"

"You're on! said the other lady, holding up a $5.00 note. As fast as she could, the old lady fumbled out of her clothes and streaked  naked through the front door. Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst through the door. "What happened?" asked her friend. "I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"

 

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